Hello everyone , this is Ailerone here.. Notice I'm using Ailerone instead of Joe.. That's because Joe is Joe and Ailerone is Ailerone.. 2 Different person , or should I say 2 different entity.. Ya , We are 2 different personality stuck in a single body.. In Medical terms it's called Schizophrenia , in Layman's term it's called Split personality.. Let mi explain.. I'm the cheerful personality and Joe's the sad personality.. Most of the time he is using the body while I'm stuck in some part of the mind.. Let mi tell you , Joe is sicko.. He's so pessimistic that it affects mi alot.. It's like he can see death in everything.. He always has the worse thinking for everything , I mean everything..
Seriously , He's thinking about crossing the road and get knock down by the car every second.. The images keep repeating repeating.. Walk , walk , walk , Car comes , BANG , fractured elbow , twisted neck , broken knee with the bones protruding out.. The worst part is you're still conscious.. Can see our back as your head is turned 180 degrees.. How cool is that? Then the paramedics come , attempted to move you but dropped our knee instead.. Can still see your knee on the floor moving , the blood oozing out of the wound.. That's what he's been thinking about daily..
And there's more , Jumping off building , Jumping onto MRT track.. Bloody shit man.. The building one is digusting.. Brain juice spurt everywhere.. Some fingers in the drain , the head rolling on the grass few distance away and the eyes still staring straight ahead.. The police have to scrap the Brain off the ground man.. What the hell.. Why can't he choose a better way to die? Need trouble other people..
But the MRT track Death is much cleaner.. Just jump down and the MRT will drag you maybe from Jurong East to Woodlands.. Your body will be spreaded throughout Singapore.. There's no need to clean up as nothing much is left.. Maybe some stains of blood here and there.. I'm sure even the skull is squashed , the eye balls might fly towards some passengers standing at the platform.. But other than that , it's considered quite clean..
And then there's some wrist cutting oso.. After severing the Arteries , Numbness will spread throughout your body.. You may think it's not enough so you can try cutting your heart out , or maybe some other organs.. The heart is a better choice as you can still see it pumping after you remove it out.. Better take some halothane, procaine , or ether before doing so as they will produce an anesthetic state.. Take a knife and slowly cut the area in front of your heart , then take a saw to saw away the rib cage and slowly remove the heart.. Make sure the Vessels are still attached , you can live a little bit longer to watch your heart pump in front of you..
Burnt alive is also a good choice.. First You pour petrol all over your body , then make sure you are in a place with sufficient oxygen so that you can burn long enough.. Take a lighter and start burning from your toes as fire burn upwards.. By starting from your toes , you can make sure there will be nothing left.. Oh ya , Make sure you wear clothes with flammable material.. That will make the fire more beautiful.. Try sitting down after you start burning as your toes might give way as they start to cook.. My my , You can surely smell the wonderful smell of BBQ meat as if there was a BBQ party next to you.. Slowly after a few seconds the fire will spread towards your arms , your neck and then your whole body.. I'm sure you will be blinding by the smoke but fret not , Your eyes will be cooked soon.. Just wait a few minutes and let them sizzle in the fire.. Very fast all your hair will be gone , next is the skin , then you'll start bleeding.. That's the fun part.. After you bleeding , the fire will start to die down.. Try to add a little more petrol , It may be quite hard at first but after a few tries I'm sure you can relight the fire.. Slowly your organs will be cooked and then your arteries will all be burnt.. You will lose conscious slowly.. And by the time the fireman arrives , there will only be bones and some burnt meat left..
There's still many more ways but I'm lazy to write them all down.. If you all need to know more , you all can ask Joe.. Don't ask mi , I'm not an expert in this.. I'm the cheerful one remember? I don't know how to kill myself but I know how to kill others.. Kill others so your life can be happier.. That I'm good.. Real good.. Although I'm only good at the theory part , I guess it shouldn't be that much difference.. I mean how difficult it is to poison someone? How difficult it is to slit someones neck while the person is sleeping? Or taking a pillow to suffocate someone while they are having their sweet dreams? Or pushing someone down the block when they are too close to the edge? Hear them scream all the way down and BANG.. You look down and see their body in a mess.. Haha.. How nice is that.. How about just taking a knife and stabbing the person in the heart then slowly cut a small hole for you to remove the heart.. You guys should go try it out and feedback to mi.. I need some comments to make my Theories better.. Need improve it abit so I can help more people to die..
Anyway , this kind of post only I will write , which is Ailerone.. Remember mi and don't mix mi with Joe.. He's an idiot.. Bye guys.. Will write again some day.. Have a nice day with the blood and brain juices.. Enjoy.. =)
Seriously , He's thinking about crossing the road and get knock down by the car every second.. The images keep repeating repeating.. Walk , walk , walk , Car comes , BANG , fractured elbow , twisted neck , broken knee with the bones protruding out.. The worst part is you're still conscious.. Can see our back as your head is turned 180 degrees.. How cool is that? Then the paramedics come , attempted to move you but dropped our knee instead.. Can still see your knee on the floor moving , the blood oozing out of the wound.. That's what he's been thinking about daily..
And there's more , Jumping off building , Jumping onto MRT track.. Bloody shit man.. The building one is digusting.. Brain juice spurt everywhere.. Some fingers in the drain , the head rolling on the grass few distance away and the eyes still staring straight ahead.. The police have to scrap the Brain off the ground man.. What the hell.. Why can't he choose a better way to die? Need trouble other people..
But the MRT track Death is much cleaner.. Just jump down and the MRT will drag you maybe from Jurong East to Woodlands.. Your body will be spreaded throughout Singapore.. There's no need to clean up as nothing much is left.. Maybe some stains of blood here and there.. I'm sure even the skull is squashed , the eye balls might fly towards some passengers standing at the platform.. But other than that , it's considered quite clean..
And then there's some wrist cutting oso.. After severing the Arteries , Numbness will spread throughout your body.. You may think it's not enough so you can try cutting your heart out , or maybe some other organs.. The heart is a better choice as you can still see it pumping after you remove it out.. Better take some halothane, procaine , or ether before doing so as they will produce an anesthetic state.. Take a knife and slowly cut the area in front of your heart , then take a saw to saw away the rib cage and slowly remove the heart.. Make sure the Vessels are still attached , you can live a little bit longer to watch your heart pump in front of you..
Burnt alive is also a good choice.. First You pour petrol all over your body , then make sure you are in a place with sufficient oxygen so that you can burn long enough.. Take a lighter and start burning from your toes as fire burn upwards.. By starting from your toes , you can make sure there will be nothing left.. Oh ya , Make sure you wear clothes with flammable material.. That will make the fire more beautiful.. Try sitting down after you start burning as your toes might give way as they start to cook.. My my , You can surely smell the wonderful smell of BBQ meat as if there was a BBQ party next to you.. Slowly after a few seconds the fire will spread towards your arms , your neck and then your whole body.. I'm sure you will be blinding by the smoke but fret not , Your eyes will be cooked soon.. Just wait a few minutes and let them sizzle in the fire.. Very fast all your hair will be gone , next is the skin , then you'll start bleeding.. That's the fun part.. After you bleeding , the fire will start to die down.. Try to add a little more petrol , It may be quite hard at first but after a few tries I'm sure you can relight the fire.. Slowly your organs will be cooked and then your arteries will all be burnt.. You will lose conscious slowly.. And by the time the fireman arrives , there will only be bones and some burnt meat left..
There's still many more ways but I'm lazy to write them all down.. If you all need to know more , you all can ask Joe.. Don't ask mi , I'm not an expert in this.. I'm the cheerful one remember? I don't know how to kill myself but I know how to kill others.. Kill others so your life can be happier.. That I'm good.. Real good.. Although I'm only good at the theory part , I guess it shouldn't be that much difference.. I mean how difficult it is to poison someone? How difficult it is to slit someones neck while the person is sleeping? Or taking a pillow to suffocate someone while they are having their sweet dreams? Or pushing someone down the block when they are too close to the edge? Hear them scream all the way down and BANG.. You look down and see their body in a mess.. Haha.. How nice is that.. How about just taking a knife and stabbing the person in the heart then slowly cut a small hole for you to remove the heart.. You guys should go try it out and feedback to mi.. I need some comments to make my Theories better.. Need improve it abit so I can help more people to die..
Anyway , this kind of post only I will write , which is Ailerone.. Remember mi and don't mix mi with Joe.. He's an idiot.. Bye guys.. Will write again some day.. Have a nice day with the blood and brain juices.. Enjoy.. =)
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