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I have a great piece of news to share with everyone. I've fallen sick; down with fever, migraines, sore throat and cough. Finally, I'm beginning to feel human once again. All along I thought I won't fall sick so easily, I don't seek doctor's help so easily. But now I feel like I'm normal once again. I mean, it's kind of cool to visit the doctors with a pale face while holding on to a box of tissues. I know some of you may start to nag about how falling sick is bad, blah blah blah. Falling sick is like taking a break from life and you'll never know when you might need it.
Anyway, my sista's birthday is coming pretty soon. Anyone has any idea what to get for a extremely childish, 19 years old girl? I'm sure I won't have to celebrate with her as she has her dumb bear. Should I buy books for her? She's like me, very much into reading. But then again, she won't have time to read now that she's working. Or should I get her a necklace? But I don't know what kind of designs she likes and I'm pretty sure she won't be wearing it often.
This is so insanely frustrating. I know nuts about gifts for girls. I've never bought any gifts for any girls before. Either I'm too lazy or I just forgot about it. Mostly it's because I really have no idea what to get. As you all know, girls are so picky and troublesome. Some can even shop for shoes for as long as 8 hours. Aren't you guys horrified by this? Girls will forever be just as the saying goes; Women are nothing but trouble. I can't wait to see the amount of negative comments I will get when this entry is posted up. But I bet most guys will agree with me that girls are usually the ones who can't make up their minds. And they often make the wrong decision when they made up their minds.
But sometimes, girls will have their advantages. I wonder how girls can make guys go heads-over-heels for them. All they have to do is act cute which I'm sure it's an expertise of all girls. A simple pouting of lips is enough to make the world's most determined guy to give in. A simple stamping of feet is enough to make the world's bravest guy to tremble in fear. Speaking of acting cute, my Sista, Adeline, is a profession of it. I used to think what will happen to her in 20 years time. I can't imagine a 40 year old obasan acting cute in front of me. Luckily for me, I don't have to tolerate all her BHBness. Someone is taking over my job, and I'm sure that guy will stay for long. Although she will still direct her powerful act cute laser beam at me once in a while. But that's definitely better than having to be under constant exposure of it. I wonder if it has any side effects. Anyway, Sista, I hope this dumb bear of yours can take really good care of you. Feel free to tell me if he dares to bully you. Even though he might be older than me, I'll still protect you. I'll call the zoo keeper and keep him in a cage or something. Ask me out soon ok Sis?
Christmas is just around the corner, Hip Hip Hurray! And right after Christmas is New Year's count down, double Hip Hip Hurray! I think everyone should have started planning a schedule of events so packed that even a fly can't squeeze in. For all those without dates, fret not. There's always something called FM. You can stay at home, warm and cozy, while still enjoy the festive mood listening to FM. You can even start posting out presents to yourself now so that it will be in time for Christmas. That way, you won't feel lonely at all. You can even change the name of the addressee to someone you like. And it will make you look as though you're popular among your friends. Nothing is impossible for DHL; they'll make sure your package reaches the destination safe and sound. So why wait? Start wrapping gifts for yourself now.