吃饭, 睡觉, 打东东

Recently, there's this news about swine flu going about absolutely everywhere. And I'm sure everyone is abstaining from eating pork. Lucky I don't usually eat pork, I prefer my duck rice. When you compare pork and duck even when there's no swine flu, I'll still choose my duck rice. Seriously, duck rice is gansilang nice. Nothing can be compared to duck rice, not even abalone, or bird nest, or shark fin, or anything else that people think is nice. Duck rice FTW!
My friend said he saw a wild boar while he was cycling at Pulau Ubin. So we made a joke about communicating with the wild boar to see if the wild boar had any mexico accent. Then I said that why not we put a a burger with tobasco sauce and a burger with curry sauce. See which one it choose, if its the burger with tobasco sauce then we can confirm that the wild boar is a mexico boar.
Anyway, back to our main topic of swine flu. With this swine flu hitting us when the recession is still going on, I'm sure the economy will be going from bad to worse. I sound like a profession right? Next time I can be some sort of economic adviser also. With the threat of swine flu looming, sales of flu-related supplies have shot up at pharmacies across Singapore. Many popular pharmacies have even run out of supplies of face masks, thermometers and disinfectants. According to staff who works at a pharmacy in at Ang Mo Kio Hub, 400 N95 masks put on the shelves on Thursday morning were sold in 10 minutes. Sales of all flu-related products at Guardian pharmacies have jumped at least 100 per cent over the last three days. Wa, like that whoever that invents the cure or vaccination for swine flu sure earn a lot. I hope they can find the cure or vaccination real soon if not the world is going to go pfff and disintegrate. Everyone please take care of yourselves okay? Don't eat pork already, change to duck rice, because duck rice FTW! And if you got flu, please kindly stay away from everyone, especially me. =) Or if you got flu and is very fat, please stay away from everyone if not they'll mistake you for a pig.
Lastly, I shall update everyone of my current daily lifestyle. I've been 吃饭, 睡觉, 打东东 everyday. I will share with everyone about this joke some other day. I need to get some sleep already as I'm waking up 4 hours later to go gym.
Ganbatte kudasai!!